My One Day as a Celebrity

I would so like to be Kelly Osbourne for a day. She is smoking hot now and id want to make out with all the boys i deem cute because kelly is one fine bitch and she can tap whoever she wants to

id tap this guys ass over and over again if i were kelly. kellan lutz. oh hot daymn, this dude have the ability to make girls pregnant just by looking at them in the eye

for those who are now calling me a perv, i say fuck you, im kelly fucking osbourne

and my one day will consist of mainly tongue wrestling and hitting the gay clubs

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sorry guys, i really am uninspired

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