fierce fabulous bitch
hey mods, i’m feeling Tyrone-ish today, cause i cant get shit together
anyways, to my dearest friend Aylana Bebeh Serizawakaka Takiyato (or something along those lines)(yes, her name is that long) get yo’ shit together ’cause you knaw there be a mow hot papis youknawhamsayin’? cheer up bb gurl cause you aint cute no mow when you sad
pilates class ended at 11 50AM today and after skipping classes for awhile this shit works up a sweat. and i got gym later. and wan has soccer. and i get to oogle. and i lalalalal~ sweet dreams are made of you babe
i know my previous post is password privated, for intended readers only, because it is so bloody emo i hate myself
dont y’all agree that adam lambert is a fine pussy? no? haterz to da left bish
how could you not like my baby angel face?
orgasmic or what?
seksi~ sorry im reusing his fiecer gif y’all
werk it!
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seksiest post, so far
hey mods today is one of the days where i have nothing of value to blog about. i have a feeling that this will be a photo post. with some blogging here and there. sorry you got this piece of shit instead of relevant things on the website.
hold your horses, i actually have something to blog about. okay i’ll let you oogle at Logan Lerman first. perv
my kid sister’s birthday is around the corner, on the 20th and i want to make it a wee bit special, you know, to celebrate her being a teenager (finally)
David Henrie is hot, enuf said
he reminds me of putra :/
i asked her what she wants and she said ; diary of a whimpy kid and some ‘teenage’ clothes. Done, shall get her exactly what she wants and a cake that’ll prolly be chocolate

Taylor Lautner, i shall forgive your nose for your fine ass
and of course, Chris Fine Pine
one more cause he so fine
the queen Anne Hathaway approves of this
i’d prolly suggest mom to hold the party at woodlans so you know, there’ll be good food- aunt’uncle’s are awesome cooks. get the farrer park people to come down too! and PARTAY! and get fat
and just because he’s just so undeniably hot,
Justin Bieber
FUCK YOU IM ONLY KIDDING SHEESH Y’ALL!
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hey mods, i hate guys who perceives every malay girl is cheap
let me just get to the infuriating part first shall i? so then i can just kick the motherfucker out of my head
who the hell says “oh, you dah legal. ape lagi? blow ah
” fucking cheebai thinks im like every other girl he sleeps with. so i said
“excuse me, sex-addict, i dont know if you noticed, im not your average cheebai fuck toy so leave”
i know i should have just block and delete him from msn straight away but i hung around to see what his reply would be and it was “step mana punya virgin”
that’s it, block, deleted. end of conversation
what the hell man? i mean, really? REALLY? and it’s only 15 minutes chatting
alright whatever,
today we had cinnamon sticks at the sky garden and posed for some pictures. it was fine i guess, getting wasted, doing nothing
oh well, let sexy adam lambert show you out
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this is going to be a long one mods, i’ve warned you
hello anyways
i know i know, i’ve been gone for a couple of weeks i think. hey, absence makes the heart grows fonder right? heh, haterz to the left
beach fiesta was really a bitch. at least ravi was. i hate him with every fiber of my being. atleast i got to bond with Jun Kiat and Clement and Julie and Putra. yada yada yada everything went fine.
me, amalina and suzzie spent the night by the pool side on the tanning bench thing. armed with cinnamon sticks and ipod, we wasted the night, looking at the clear skies and many stars. ended up freezing my ass off so i woke up to light a fag. i woke um trembling mind you. we had to share a crammed room with another 6 person so we decided, ah fuck it we’re going to sleep outdoors. not a good idea my friends, not a good idea
the next day was basically working and getting sun burned and checking out babes and hunks
kay next up, the valentine’s day collaboration project, we have actually sent all the orders up and it was fun, i mean, looking at the reactions of recipient when they receive the little sweet surprise. i was envious, i admit
today, however was the highlight of all the events this month
sent sharven’s flowers and he seemed pleased with us. had to call this Mat Love and turned out he’s ‘beros’ and we were like, sheesh, i was expecting some hottie. misleading cow
P.E was hella fun, badminton-ed all the way with amalina, suzzie and diyana. i totally rocked and this time i didnt injure myself. i sweat like crazy, whoo burn off the calories
and i saw Joel and daymn he is so fine
talking bout burning off the pounds, im now offcially a gym member. i feel so proud. and i joined gym because wan has soccer every tuesday or something so
plus me and azlin was like
and then we were like
when Haziq took of his clothes on the field. heylll naw. that’s one fat ass meal, and you know im not talking bout da food. winks
badminton today was already making me crack up and azlin joined in the last minute and my intestine was aching with so much pain from laughing
come on mapley pronounced ‘ma- play’
took a quick ’shower’ after that and relaxed for abit at the canteen. putra was like ‘kau mandi eh?’ and i ignored him. lol, sorry babe. i was too preoccupied with my song writing for kas marijuana, with azlin of course
ehem
tune ‘yang sedang-sedang saja- Iwan/ dangdut’
Khas Marijuana
Pakai cermin mata mah
yang hitam jhitam saja
itulah…
Khas Marijuana
Pergi sekolah dia antar wa
balek sekolah dia amek wa
pergi makan dia blanja
macam biasa juga~
yang hitam dia juga~
dia bagai permata~
Khas Marijuana!
oh and of course we did a little song for Fai and Hisham
Itek gembo-gembo- A to Z
abang katek katek
due due nye pendek pendek
dan juge perot mereke boncet
prangai macam bodek
i cannot contain my laughter
tomorrow am going to get wasted with azlin and suzzie
and this drawing is for nana and azlin to analyze. guess who?
ooh boy you lookin like whatcha see wont you come over and check upon it? CLICK IT!
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i hate being cupid
hey mods, damn y’all don’t know how tired this bitch is. even cupids need cupids youknawhamsayin’?
so me and azlin had to wake up damn early just to get our behinds to school to do the Cupid booth board decorations, not happy, just drunked
after an hour or 2 of lack of sleep and just playing around with glitters, we got very primary 3 results
it was suppose to say WHEN FRIENDSHIP MEETS CUPID but fuck that shit. we still had time to do some manicure
yea we so ghetto like damnnnnnn
i saw anuar zain bend, and snap for me. i almost had a heart attack. almost. and damn, in the middle of all commotion JX, panicked. “Where’s all the money?”- that’s one question that had all our hearts stop beating man. and then after much panicking, it was found, in his pocket. sorry i flipped out on you mo, man you were damn annoying plus i was stressed at that time
sharil looks stuck up, so does joel. we can all derive what kind of men i like. plus i blowed cover today. i mean, i was like looking around and saw Joel in the BEC and i took a sharp inhale of air and was like ‘Eeep!’. too sharp, my friends, too sharp. ’cause he prolly saw and i smacked my forehead right after that. damn
lahv
and nana also sent an anonymous card/flowers/whatever we sold that day to the 4eyed Hazq. let’s just hope he doesn’t expect it to be nana. i mean, really. i would die of embarrassment if i were her and when he found out thinking im a crazy psycho bitch (hi nana!) plus andy isn’t even that hot, eyebrows = ugly
and seriously, i can never get that suci is suci at a first look. i’d be like, oh another white ass not so cute boy. and then azlin would have to point out that he’s suci and i’ll be, “really? suci? okay” but he is cute, dont get me wrong
in other news, this saturday’s beach fiesta and we have to be at Sentosa at 7AM which is IMPOSSIBLE, even for Kim Possible. the train starts at 7AM to Sentosa! damn it
oh sheesh look at the time bye lahvs
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